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QHow is a heart like a musicianAThey from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q.How is a heart like a musician? A.They both have a beat :)

How do you make a bandstandTake away from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs

An eightyearold kid says t his dad from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

A saxophone is like a lawsuitEveryone is from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Hey buddy How late does the band from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Hey buddy. How late does the band play? About half a beat behind the drummer.

Did you hear about the classical pianist from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"

st man My neighbors were screaming and from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!" 2nd man: "Did they wake you?" 1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

A down and out musician was playing from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me." "Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"

One day the bass player hid one from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

Q Why did the boy bring a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!

Q What do you get if you from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.

Do you think Professor that my wife from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

Q What do you say to the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.

Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.

Why did the boy who rode his from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Why did they arrest the musician He from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.

What is musical and handy in the from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.

Why did the music student have a from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

When is the water in the shower from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.

What do you call a mammoth who from Flashcomment Music jokes Jokes
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.